Anonymous said: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird
Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.
If you lookin for that mid man I got it for sell
I got new black shoes and I call em Pharrell’s
and debt collectors keep callin my cell
tell the repo man that I’ll see em in hell.
If you see me with green then I’m eatin some kale.
I’on like bills so I don’t read my mail
my glasses off brand betcha can’t even tell
& it’s orca steaks if I’m eatin well/whale
just weighin some coke on an uneven scale
i be handlin bumps like I’m readin some braille
If I’m needin some bail, you should leave me in jail
cause I wanna die man(diamond) but I don’t mean from Zale’s
I drink every day so my organs will fail
And I only drink beer if its imported stale
And I’m driving home drunk offa four quarts of ale
Hope I die on the way like the oregon trail
its ya boy
DON’T YOU DARE
holy crap, is that what i look like from behind?
via The Huffington Post.
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes